If you're anything like me (I'm not sure if that's a good or bad thing), it means you have a number of friends who root for various teams from around the state of Texas. Yes, this means that someone you know, who came of age in the 1990s, refuses to be a Dallas Cowboys fan. I'm not sure why anyone would do this to themselves but such is the world we live in. This is especially true of the friends you made in college. They are an amalgam sports fans who didn't grow up in Dallas. You shouldn't feel sorry for them (bless their hearts) because everyone has their own stories and background.
How to troll your Rockets-loving friend
