As I enter my Dallas Cowboys mancave and light the candles on my shrine to Cowboys former quarterback Tony Romo, I realize that I can’t focus because a commercial is stuck in my head. It’s a commercial featuring Peyton Manning, the former NFL quarterback of the Indianapolis Colts and the Denver Broncos advertising Sprint cell phone service.
The phrase that I keep hearing is: 6 feet 5 inch, 230 pound quarterback with a rocket laser arm. This is all because I had recently been asked, “Robert, what do you want in a Cowboys quarterback?