Team Tank has now fully usurped Team Win as the race towards football cessation enters its final laps, and an ominous checkered flag looms in the distance. The Cowboys’ most recent outing vs. the Washington Football Team stamped an emphatic checkmark on what’s been a particularly downtrodden season for America’s squad.
Despite a shocker victory in Minnesota (which can be chalked up to incidental fluke, or perhaps what beckons in future slates should this team figure out a way to get its ducks in a row), and a bewildering near-miracle against Pittsburgh, the ‘Boys succumbed once again to complete catastrophe on Thanksgiving.