Blogging The Boys · Jul 17, 2025
Paying Micah Parsons just got more expensive.
On Thursday morning, a podcast appearance by Micah Parsons, with The Undertaker of all people, made the rounds and in it Parsons said that he was ready for his contract extension situation with the Dallas Cowboys to be over. Aren’t we all?
Paraphrasing a bit, Parsons noted that he wanted to get the deal done last year and that he didn’t understand why the Cowboys were waiting because other deals could happen that would impact the math at play. Jerry Jones infamously referred to this idea before last year’s NFL Draft as leaves falling.
Timber. A whole tree has come down.
