If you thought the Micah Parsons discourse was nauseating before, it's going to reach deafening levels as the Dallas Cowboys square off against the Green Bay Packers on Sunday Night Football.
The storylines write themselves, but NBC leaned into the narrative by inviting none other than Jerry Jones on Football Night in America before kickoff. Fittingly, former Cowboys head coach Jason Garrett asked Jones to explain why he decided to trade away Micah Parsons. It went about how you'd expect: Jones talking himself in circles and spewing absolute nonsense.