The Dallas Cowboys did what any team would after trading one of their star players: call an emergency press conference.
Typically, those are organized to provide levity and comfort following such a polarizing move. The only problem? There is no rationalizing trading Micah Parsons. And Jerry Jones' speciality is going on the offensive when he's back into a corner.
With the entire NFL world tuned in, Jones did not cover himself in glory. There were too many eye-rolling moments to possibly cover individually. With that in mind, let's underline the very worst of what Jones' emergency presser had to offer.