*head explodes*
Oh, look. Texas State put a new video out. Wonder what it's about.
Go on.
Um. I'll just let these gifs speak for my reaction.
Y'ALL. THIS IS OUR HEAD COACH.
They're doing a light show. THEY'RE DOING A FRIGGIN' STROBE LIGHT SHOW LIKE YOU JUST STAMPED INTO THE CLUB AND THEY'VE GOT YOUR JAM ON AND YOU'RE ABOUT TO BREAK YOUR HIP DOING THE WORM SLIDE INTO SCARJO'S DMs AND INVITE HER OUT ON A DATE WHERE YOU MAGICALLY TURN THE RIVERWALK INTO CLEAR, NON-GREEN WATER WITH YOUR HOT DANCE MOVES AND SHE BUYS YOU A CONDO OUT OF APPRECIATION THAT YOU TWO CAN MAKE STEAK DINNERS TOGETHER IN WITH STAINLESS STEEL APPLIANCES AND ok that got a bit detailed for a second.