Against my own advice, I traveled into downtown Waco last Saturday night to see what the atmosphere would be like after da Beers fell to 0-3 with a 34-20 loss at Duke.
What I found was worse than I had imagined. People were complaining, beer was being consumed, tables and chairs were being thrown, and some fool opened his mouth and said something about the Beers he shouldn’t, resulting in a swift punch to the face.
That fool was me.
I immediately blacked out and awoke in a strange land. Nebraska lost to a MAC team, Illinois lost a game with 30 penalties and Tennessee lost on a last second Hail Mary after one of the worst defensive play calls ever.