Well, it seems that our esteemed colleagues and frenemies at Black and Red United have Columbus Crew SC all figured out.
The game between the Black & Gold and D.C. United has already been won and it seems all hope is lost for Crew SC. There is no need for the Black & Gold to make the trip to D.C. (to risk getting tetanus from the crumbling RFK stadium) as Columbus will be without Jonathan Mensah, the “worst starter in MLS outside of the state of Minnesota.”
Now my friends in D.