Staring at this yellow-shirt team
Mr. Jones strikes up a conversation
With this saber toothed mascot
And he skated while his father balled
He’s suddenly beautiful
We all want something beautiful
I wish my team was beautiful
So Portzline tweeted this trade in the morning
Sha la la la la la
Cut up, Seth-ria! Show me some of them Nashville dances
Pass us the puck, Mr. Jones
Believe in team
Help us believe in anything
We want the fans to believe
Mr. Jones and me tell each other fairy tales
We stare at the beautiful teams
“They’re kicking our ass.