Look, before we get this going, I’m going to state one thing up front: I hate any and all talk of relocation. As a Cleveland Browns fan, having to endure seeing my team move—and then win two Super Bowls as the expansion replacement franchise has done nothing but take a giant dump on my living room sofa—has been a two-decade debacle that I will never really get over.
So, remember as you read this: I’m not advocating for anyone to relocate.
What I am going to say, though, is that if there is a team to relocate to Québec, it’s not going to be Columbus.