(For those who are unaware, the inspiration for this comes from @nihilist_arbys which is hilarious, worth a read, and incredibly vulgar. You have been warned.)
We here at the Cannon were having a nice email thread when it took a turn and suddenly we were developing Nihilist Arby’s slogans for the Columbus Blue Jackets. So, without further ado, here are your Nihilist Columbus Blue Jackets!
Free apple turnover with every goalie change. Arby's and the Blue Jackets: Eat your feelings. (Matt Wagner)
Bloated payroll. Bloated contracts. Bloated stomachs. Clarkson, beef, and cheddar. Eat Arby's.