Editor’s Note: This is a satire for April Fools’ Day. Real names and the events surrounding them may be used in fictitious/semi-fictitious ways. Those who do not read the editor’s notes are subject to being offended.
Colorado State University football’s new signing at head coach has stepped down from his coaching role after four months in the position. This news comes a week after spring practice started for the Rams.
Norvell has been sporting a blue-collared shirt to practices over the duration of spring training, with his name and the words “CSU football” inscribed on the front to stress to players that they were there to work.