DENVER, CO - APRIL 09: Dick Monfort, Owner/Chairman and CEO of the Colorado Rockies, looks on during batting practice as the Rockies host the San Francisco Giants on Opening Day at Coors Field on April 9, 2012 in Denver, Colorado. (Photo by Doug Pensinger/Getty Images)
Congratulations Colorado Rockies fans! You’ve just won the spectacular experience of witnessing Fernando Tatis Jr. destroy your team for 14 years straight while they attempt to snatch the NL West title from the Los Angeles Dodgers, the new owners of yet another Cy Young winner being added to their rotation, in a continuous battle that we can only assume will go on for way too many seasons until you scream at the top of your lungs, “OH MY GOD I CAN’T TAKE IT ANYMORE, THIS IS TERRIBLE!