The holidays are here so I wanted to get in the spirit by writing the following. It is a parody of the classic holiday poem “‘Twas the Night Before Christmas.” I may not be a poet, but thanks to the already great structure of the poem, it made things easier to adapt and adjust to the Colorado Rockies. Some elements and phrases of the original text are borrowed and implemented for this adaption, simply because they are too good not to include!
‘Twas the night before Rox-mas, when all through Coors Field
Not a creature was stirring, as they all tried to get healed;
The helmets were hung by the dugout with care,
In hopes that St.