Welcome to the fourth Purple Row edition (and 109th overall) of Tuesdays With Mitch, where the 3-0 pitch is not even close. That's ball four. Let's get into it...
The task of finding interesting things to say about the Rockies is proving difficult this week. In the last eight days the Rockies have played just 32 innings of baseball. That number alone is remarkably odd, but evidently the only thing more painful than no baseball is the brand of baseball the Rockies have played during their legitimately unwatchable nine-game losing streak. Zero of this week's 32 innings were awesome.