No only did the Rockies borrow this idea from the Brewers, who have the classic Sausage Race in Milwaukee, but they whiffed on character selection.
As Rockies beat writer Kyle Newman wrote earlier this year, there are no ties between teeth and “The Centennial State.”
Yes, we understand Comfort Dental is paying Monfort and Co. to sponsor this lame promotional race featuring Toothy, Fresh and Bristles… but now is the time for change.