In a baseball field far, far away, the Colorado Rockies valiantly began a desperate battle against the invading Minnesota Twins. Possessing a burdensome knowledge of their current plight this season, our purple-clad heroes dug deep to find strength on the mound and at the plate to secure the series victory with a 10-6 win.
The Phantom Menace
There’s no mystery that the Rockies have struggled mightily this season. Entering the game, the team had yet to win back-to-back games at Coors Field and had lost 17 consecutive home series dating back to 2024.