Renck: The Rockies Twitter account has a sense of humor. So when the admin asked fans to vote Colorado players into the All-Star Game last week, it was unintentionally on brand. Strapped with a 12-53 record, the Rockies are historically horrible, tying the 1932 Boston Red Sox for the worst start ever. Stare into this abyss at your own risk. But Sean, as we examine the wreckage, it raises two questions: Do the Rockies have an All-Star, and who has been their most disappointing Falling Star?
Keeler: On 20th & Bleak, we laugh to keep from crying.