Long before Jeremy Guthrie and Kyle Kendrick underperformed got demolished in their time at post-humidor Coors Field, years before Greg Reynolds and Jason Young gave Colorado Rockies fans the unique nausea that is draft pick disaster, and even before Mike Hampton, Denny Neagle, and Darryl Kile left Denver dealing with big league letdowns, there was Greg W. Harris.
Not to be confused with Greg A. Harris (who was a switch pitcher!), Greg W. Harris was the Rockies' very first pitching bust.