Anybody have the cell number for Matt Holliday? The Rockies need your bat, Big Daddy. And fast. With the playoff race heating up, the Colorado offense is outta gas.
Chew on this: The Rockies can’t hit. Who would’ve thunk it?
“Baseball is a weird sport, man,” shortstop Trevor Story said Wednesday, after Colorado lost 4-3 to Pittsburgh.
Well, weird is probably too nice a word for what’s happening to the Rockies, whose bats are kind of like my car keys: Right here, somewhere, but danged if I can find ’em. So Story obliged me with other terms for the game’s current relationship with Colorado hitters.