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Kickin’ It with Kiz: Giving Rockies tickets to Dad for his birthday is definition of a bad son

My dad’s birthday was Wednesday and we went to the Rockies’ 14-3 loss to Pittsburgh at Coors Field. He said: “Pick something else next year.”

Matt, in Dad’s doghouse

Kiz: The staff here at Kickin’ It Headquarters is here to help with birthday suggestions for your father that he might find more enjoyable than watching the Rockies. How about breakfast, lunch and dinner at the Department of Motor Vehicles? Or maybe find a 2-for-1 deal on a father-and-son bikini wax?

Not hyperbole: There’s no way the Rocks can match Cleveland Spiders’ 20-134 record in 1899.