Dear Santa: Please line up a buyer for the Colorado Rockies who actually loves baseball and doesn’t just use the sport as a business write-off.
Ron, baseball nut
Kiz: While the Los Angeles Dodgers have committed more than a billion dollars to Shohei Ohtani and Yoshinobu Yamamoto, could Rockies owner Dick Monfort sell you a $3 beer to cry in on the party deck prior to opening day of the 2024 season? I don’t know if there’s anyone on the planet who can spend with the Dodgers, who seem to think writing checks is more essential to a World Series contender than throwing strikes.