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Keeler: If Stan Kroenke gave Dick Monfort $3 billion to get away from Rockies, it would be Denver’s best sports swap since John Elway in ’83.

Enos Stanley Kroenke’s plucky little basketball squad just went out and Oppenheimered Anthony Edwards, Kevin Durant, LeBron James and Pat Riley. Future GOAT. Whiny GOAT. Old GOAT. Ancient GOAT. In that order.

You think he’d be scared of the stinking Dodgers?

You think he’d moan about the Padres’ payroll?

You think he’d let the Diamondbacks out-draft and out-develop him?

You think he’d stand in front of his customers over the winter and set the bar at playing “.500 ball?”

The man would ship the Rams back to St.