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Keeler: If Kris Bryant would take Rockies’ $182 million, why wouldn’t Trevor Story? Or Jon Gray?

Another win for the analytics department!

What’s that?

Oh.

Another win for the guys in the laundry room!

Come on. Admit it. As a gambit, forking over $182 million to a 30-year-old Kris Bryant is kinda … weird. (Not to Bryant, mind you. His grandchildren have bills to pay.)

In concert with the sagas of Nolan Arenado, Trevor Story and Jon Gray? It’s a cross between outright lunacy and Olympic-level fan trolling.

The Rockies just pulled off the baseball equivalent of leveling the family garage, then buying a convertible afterward in the hopes that your spouse won’t notice the rubble.