What’s next? Trading Dinger to the St. Louis Cardinals for five cheaper mascots nobody’s ever heard of?
Changing your mascot’s name to something that doesn’t sound so much like an awful racial epithet whenever it’s screamed on television?
It’s … Rocky, The Spotted Triceratops! It’s … Ricky Rocky! It’s … Dave! Hey, go workshop the thing. Have fun with it.
Ultimately, though, the Rockies’ sin was the same as ours: Presumption.
“The Colorado Rockies are disgusted at the racial slur by a fan directed at the Marlins’ Lewis Brinson during the ninth inning of today’s game,” the team announced on Twitter at 7:34 p.