Leave it to the Rockies to answer the question nobody was asking.
What would it look like if we turned the Colorado license plate into a baseball uniform?
The answer, provided by the club’s City Connect uniform rollout on Friday morning: About as bizarre as we ever could have imagined.
Rockies’ City Connect unis — D+
The real victims here: The poor Rockies who must don those dreadful things for the general viewing public.
We wouldn’t go so far as to say the club shot a hostage video when it sent Kyle Freeland, Connor Joe, German Marquez and Ryan McMahon into the mountains clad in green-and-white pajamas.