The easiest way to Bill Schmidt’s heart? Be in the same room.
No surprise gifts. No sweet nothings. Just be present, and wearing purple pinstripes. Because when the Rockies general manager gets a look at you in a Colorado uniform, there’s no turning back.
Bill Schmidt — D-
If only we all could find someone to love us like Schmidt loves his Rockies.
They may be last in the National League West with the third-worst run differential in the NL and most errors in all of Major League Baseball, but ol’ Bill just can’t quit these guys.