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Colorado Rockies: Who would make the best candidate for president?

We’ll be sticking to current people on the team even though Todd Helton and Larry Walker with his SpongeBob Squarepants Hall of Fame shirt swag could easily handle the job. Without further ado, happy Presidents Day, Colorado Rockies fans.

This one is a no-brainer. Charlie Blackmon is most suitable to become the president of the Untied States. Charlie looks the part of every president basically of the nineteenth century. That glorious beard most resembles Rutherford B. Hayes and James Garfield who’s looks might have inspired one another as they served successively.