What Else Could $20 Million Buy You?

Witters Sport-USA TODAY SportsThe Sun reported that Tim Howard wants $20 million over four years to play for the Colorado Rapids. What else could that kind of money buy you?

For a moment, let's assume that rumours about Tim Howards saalary demands are true, as reported by British tabloid ‘The Sun'; they of they topless photos on page three; they of salacious gossip; they of unreliable pseudo ‘News'; (don't believe me? Go click. This is just today's home page. I don't even know what day it is you are clicking. Whatever it is, I promise the cover is overwhelmingly awful.)

We've already covered here, and here, and here, why signing Tim Howard at almost any DP level price is either too much, or…