As much as Abbie and I can handle it, we endeavor to provide our loyal readers with as much Rapids-related or even Rapids-adjacent transfer news during the MLS Summer Transfer Window. This is because a) we are loyal and true servants to those that wear the burgundy and blue, and b) we know the only soccer on this afternoon is a Gold Cup matchup between Costa Rica and French Guiana, which, no, and c) it distracts me from fretting about my Cherry tree, which is currently being abused by Japanese Beetles.
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