The Colorado Rapids host the Montreal Impact tonight at Dick’s Sporting Good Park, where the pelts of prairie dogs are plague-ridden for the couriers de bois. The Impact come to Colorado in search of their second win in a row after beating Philadelphia 4-0 last Saturday. Often called the Jekyll & Hyde of MLS, the Impact’s form is much like an irregular heartbeat and they just can’t seem to find consistency. Montreal (10-11-3) are the only team in the league above the playoff line with more losses than wins.
But when it comes down to it, the Impact are nothing to joke about.