"Taylor, we are going to do something right now that not a lot of people do all that often. We're going to talk about the Colorado Rapids."
(Taylor inserts a chuckle of dismay.)
"What has gone on with this team over the last two years?" Indeed. Only Powers and Serna remain from the 2013 team that they loved? That's right.
And so goes ESPN's Taylor Twellman on a three-minute harangue on MLS' Extratime Radio Podcast that I in the South Stands found glorious! Why? Because in three minutes, Twellman brings two questions that Rapids fans have asked for going on (conservatively) two years.