They need you, Cale. The Dallas Divers can spot a sucker in pinstripes from a mile away. Five games in, it’s looking like a split decision, and the Avalanche is trailing on the scorecards of all three judges.
Not that it’s been a fair fight, mind you. This Stars roster is full of divers and divas. Jamie Benn turned in another Oscar-worthy tumble during the Avalanche’s 6-2 loss in Game 5. Maybe he got tired of all the love Mason Marchment has been getting from the Academy lately.