Ron Chenoy-USA TODAY SportsIn a world on the brink destruction, one man can ice hockey from being played in cowboy boots to Alan Jackson two-steps. Can he save us all?
A young man casually walks down a small-town street humming to himself. "Is that the new Adele song?" he thinks. "No, probably Taylor or Miley, but boy is it a nice day!" The sun was out, the birds chirped, and pretty girls sat on sidewalk benches and smiled as he walked by. He peers into a shop or two, not necessarily looking for anything, but it seemed like the natural thing to do in front of a beautiful storefront window. Just down the street he notices a phone booth. "A phone booth?" he wonders. "Isn't that what old people…
