Roy resigned, Ben Smith got signed, and the Colorado Avalanche don’t have a coach yet. There, that’s the news, people.
I’ve honestly been racking my brain all day for something to write about, but we’re at the point in the offseason where nearly everything has been said already. As Avs news dries up, here’s some things to keep you sane this offseason.
Play Street/Inline/Roller Hockey
Nothing in life has given me a bigger false sense of hockey knowledge than playing roller hockey growing up! It’s obviously the same as playing in the NHL, and damn it, if I can shut down an uncoordinated kid defensively, the Avs have no excuse!