The Colorado Avalanche are so bad and so unlucky at hockey that it’s fair to wonder if they would be better off playing a different sport. So, what if every Avalanche player just decided to quit hockey and try a different line of work? Here are some job suggestions that I think they’d be good at since they aren’t good at hockey.
Joe Colborne: A New Year’s Resolution. I realize this isn’t an actual a job and it may feel like this column is off to rough start. But think about it. You make a New Year’s Resolution, it goes well for about seven to ten days.