Hey, kid. I heard you like ballpark promotions.

KID.

Yeah, you. Come over here.

Now I’m not saying that I know you want to score some sweet, free swag during the upcoming 2019 baseball season at Progressive Field, but I got a feeling, y’know? You kind of shortish tall folks with the dark-light hair and salt of the silver spoon upbringings all like them jerseys, them bobbleheads, them tchotchkes. I’ve got the skinny on how to get a fat bag of goodies from the Tribe this year, y’see?

Hang on a sec, nope, wrong dimension.