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So I guess this novelty Twitter account has to drink Blake Parker’s bathwater now

Alright, where do we begin. Is this just the recap now? I guess.

Sorry, a lot of you simply aren’t going to get or care about this but it’s important to me right now and it’s midnight give me a break. So, hey, the Guardians won in extra innings, it was a pretty wild game, but something more fun is happening over here and I want to talk about it instead.

Anyway, the Guardians and Royals were tied in the bottom of the 10th, right? Blake Parker is on the mound with the bases loaded, Carlos Santana up to bat.