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“Happy Fourth of July, America. Sorry your party sucks.” - Michael Scott paraphrase.
Why is this a bad Independence Day, you ask? Because the Guardians are a bad baseball team. When the Guardians are a bad baseball team, AMERICA loses.
The Guardians lost 1-0 to the Cubs yesterday because of course they did. We will see if they are willing to call up Chase DeLauter today and give him a chance to provide a spark.