Well, you guys did it. You delivered a perfectly split vote.
Thank you to all 46 of you who participated in the poll, but you have not made things any easier for me. Now, as the commissioner of this book club, I must use my powers to bring peace to the warring factions of our people.
Like Bud Selig in the 2002 All-Star Game, I must broker a solution. Unlike Bud Selig, I can promise that at least 30% of those participating will be pleased with my decision. Thus, also unlike Bud Selig, I rule in favor of the Montreal Expos.