It’s Indians truck day!

Photo by Patrick Smith/Getty ImagesNormal people who follow other sports or enjoy the -3 degree weather when baseball isn’t in season might not know the joy of the annual truck day. But you’re here, so I know you get it.

Today is the day for the Cleveland Indians, when all of their equipment is loaded onto trucks and a bunch of reporters gather round to photograph it and feed the images to baseball-starved fans on the internet. For one beautiful day, we can all stop arguing about the outfield and enjoy the sight of that big, beautiful baseball piñata rolling down Interstate 44 on its cross-country trip.

You won’t hear that wonderful sound of the first fastball hitting a catcher’s glove until…