AND I THOUGHT THIS MIGHT BE A BAD ROAD TRIP!
THEY SAY YOU CAN DRAW YOUR FIRST CONCLUSIONS ABOUT A TEAM ON MEMORIAL DAY AND I AM DRAWING SOME CONCLUSIONS, FOLKS!
JOSE RAMIREZ IS A BASERUNNING GOD! A GOD, I SAY!
TIM HERRIN IS A HIGH LEVERAGE LEFTY. REPORTS OF HIS DEMISE HAVE BEEN GREATLY EXAGGERATED!
ARIAS AND JONES DIDN'T LOOK GOOD BUT STILL GOT BIG HITS!
I WOULD RATHER TAKE MY CHANCES WITH SCHNEEMANN AND A LEFTY THAN SEE WILLIAM WILSON THE FIFTEENTH EVER TAKE ANOTHER AT BAT PLS!
KYLE MANZARDO AND ANGEL MARTINEZ DELIVERED!