The most exciting player in professional baseball is George Valera of the Lake County Captains.
Last night, he homered twice; once to ignite a rally in the fifth and again to walk it off in the seventh.
If you still do not believe me when I say that he is the coolest baseball player alive right now, then watch him set an impossibly high bar for the Olympic Bat Flip.
The mania grows. #ValeraMania
Look, I could do my job and give a reasonable recap of the rest of the game and explain that game two was postponed (again), but George Valera.