You like Myles Straw.
Yes.
I know that you were hesitant at first. Who is this strapping young Spaceman? Are reports of his talents accurate? Does he, like so many former Cleveland outfielders, use the wall to slow down?
Time. Time either answers all questions or quietly leads them downstairs after which they are never heard from again despite various rumors around the village about ghosts. You understand.
Myles Straw will be no ghost in Cleveland, and you are excited to know this. As you peruse his 2021 statistics you notice a slash line of .