As a Cavs fan, there was nothing more glorious than seeing LeChicken a.ka. Queen James a.k.a. The Lyin' King a.ka. LeBron James choke hard in game 6 of the NBA finals and lose. And to make things even better, the Peoria Chiefs (a minor league baseball team) is running a promotion to humiliate The Lord of No Rings even further. The Chiefs plan to hand out replica LeBron James Championship rings that look nearly identical to the one he won last week... Oh wait, he didn't win a ring. This promotion is clearly a gimmick to bring fans to the game, but also greatly warms the hearts of all the Cavs LeBron is mightily crushed. So the true moral of this story is that LeBron should play for the Florida Panthers next year so then we wont have to worry about that pesky fourth quarter while in the NHL.
Mwahaha, take that LeBron
