EXCLUSIVE: The Decision 2.0 As Told By Seinfeld GIFs

You heard LeBron. You heard Sports Illustrated. You've been hearing ESPN for months, but have you heard the crew from America's favorite 'TV show about nothing' tell the story of The King's Return?

2010: Dan Gilbert bottles his anger into a letter addressed to the city of Cleveland

"I PERSONALLY GUARANTEE THAT THE CLEVELAND CAVALIERS WILL WIN AN NBA CHAMPIONSHIP BEFORE THE SELF-TITLED FORMER ‘KING' WINS ONE"

Good call, Dan.

Well, the Big Three strolled into Miami...

"Not two, not three, not four..."

2012: The King Gets His First Ring

And then his second

"Loyalty Beats Royalty" - Spurs End the Reign of the King

Suddenly, all three opt out

Gilbert: "Yo, you think anyone would notice if we took down that letter?"

Chris Sheridan, Stephen A. Smith, journalists everywhere pry for the news...

And finally. July 11, 2014:

Hey...Northeast Ohio...Wanna let me back in?!

Didn't see that one coming, huh Miami?

So here's to La Familia:

Or should we call them...The Van Buren Boys?

[embed]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qkpnOTr8k9I[/embed]

Cheers, Cleveland.

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