CLEVELAND, Ohio -- Shakhtar Donetsk coach Paulo Fonseca showed up at a press conference dressed as Zorro after a 2-1 win over Manchester City.
The win delivered the Ukrainian team to the knockout stage of the Championships League.
Fonseca said if that happened he would attend the press conference dressed as the fictional swordsman.
To which I say, way to steal John Dorsey's thunder, Paulo.
* Dorsey, the new Browns GM, sounds rather enthusiastic about the opportunity to "rewaken this sleeping giant," as he put it, in Cleveland.
"I am the eternal optimist.