The Cleveland Browns achieved imperfection this season by finishing with a record of 0-16. It was an improbable feat, considering the team narrowly escaped it and the threat of the parade the previous year, when they finished 1-15. I was raged about the thought of a parade back then, but like many other people I’m hearing now, I am just kind of neutral to the whole thing.
Personally, I want no part of it, if for nothing more than my fear of being captured in footage from the parade that will then forever be used in video segments about the Browns’ constant futility.