With the Cleveland Cavaliers’ season kaput and the city’s title thirst unquenched for another year, our dreams turn to training camp for the Cleveland Browns and wondering what to do with two lonely, unopened “Don’t Give Up the Ship” IPAs.
I could wait to quaff them after the first two Browns wins, but given the national media hating our quarterbacks, wide receivers and front office, those two wins might not come until 2016, if then.
So when our son, Brian, (yes, he’s of drinking age) asked “Dad, now that the Cavs lost can I open that Great Lakes in the fridge?